We're up all night to get lucky. →
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in...– http://9gag.com/gag/4184814
ghostbono: t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(: Text Phouto M‘Quote Libnk Chalt Aurdio (Video.)
That’s fine. I don’t care if the Diablo servers are down. I was...
A haiku about getting out of bed (by Caleb)
No no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no.
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have dementia, Cheese on toast.
SIMPLE STARVING TO BE SAFE COVER →
Life; noun. →
Printer abuse: they brought it on themselves.
Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and C simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
YO MOMMA’S SO FAT that she should probably be worried about the increased...– Anti-Joke Chicken
…and so the fanboys and girls of the world were released for their...– March 7th: The “new iPad” Keynote
They really should include a clause stating that “you will experience deterioration in your mental health” when undergoing home renovation.
A life? Cool! Where do I download one of those?– Sylvia Gonzales, Resident on the 6th floor of Tiny Tower
On home renovations: “The only way to survive is to keep your eye of the prize...– http://mybestadvice.blogspot.com/2008/06/why-why-why-do-contractors-lie.html
We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.– http://9gag.com/gag/1641309
Ctrl Alt Del - Use it everywhere (2011-12-07) →
You will soon realize you are not so smart, and thanks to a plethora of...– You Are Not So Smart
To Michael! →
Fun with ellipses
hemskyfan: Platypus are half-mammal, half-bird right? Aren't they also poisonous? They have a venomous barb on their bodies that can make a child very sick.
Bicycle Repairman: Only the males.
Wild Thing: Ah, well, there you have it - that's perfect then. Your daughter has a pet that can't ever make her sick, but will make all of her boyfriends very ill. Every father's dream!
notmyskins: FURRY BEAST HIPPY JUMP
That sh*t was bananas.– Shaun T. (Day 26 of Insanity)
Black car, white rims: can they both get along?– Soulja Boy
Instead of studying..
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