Peelings.: Archive

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We're up all night to get lucky. →

Apr 14th

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Aug 30th

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May 18th

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“Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in...”

– http://9gag.com/gag/4184814

May 17th

Fun Fact!

ghostbono: t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(: Text Phouto M‘Quote Libnk Chalt Aurdio (Video.)

May 16th

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“That’s fine. I don’t care if the Diablo servers are down. I was...”

May 16th

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A haiku about getting out of bed (by Caleb)

No no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no.

Apr 25th

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True Story.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have dementia, Cheese on toast.

Apr 10th

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SIMPLE STARVING TO BE SAFE COVER →

Apr 10th

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Life; noun. →

Mar 27th

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Mar 26th

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Mar 25th

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Mar 25th

Printer abuse: they brought it on themselves.

Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and C simultaneously. 
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.

Mar 22nd

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“YO MOMMA’S SO FAT that she should probably be worried about the increased...”

– Anti-Joke Chicken

Mar 22nd

Mar 17th

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Mar 9th

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“…and so the fanboys and girls of the world were released for their...”

– March 7th: The “new iPad” Keynote

Mar 8th

Mar 6th

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Mar 2nd

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Feb 29th

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They really should include a clause stating that “you will experience deterioration in your mental health” when undergoing home renovation.

Feb 14th

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“A life? Cool! Where do I download one of those?”

– Sylvia Gonzales, Resident on the 6th floor of Tiny Tower

Jan 29th

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“On home renovations: “The only way to survive is to keep your eye of the prize...”

– http://mybestadvice.blogspot.com/2008/06/why-why-why-do-contractors-lie.html

Jan 24th

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Jan 22nd

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Jan 22nd

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Jan 20th

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“We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.”

– http://9gag.com/gag/1641309

Jan 10th

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Ctrl Alt Del - Use it everywhere (2011-12-07) →

Dec 14th

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Nov 26th

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Nov 15th

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“You will soon realize you are not so smart, and thanks to a plethora of...”

– You Are Not So Smart

Nov 12th

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Nov 9th

Oct 13th

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To Michael! →

Oct 7th

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Fun with ellipses

hemskyfan: Platypus are half-mammal, half-bird right? Aren't they also poisonous? They have a venomous barb on their bodies that can make a child very sick.
Bicycle Repairman: Only the males.
Wild Thing: Ah, well, there you have it - that's perfect then. Your daughter has a pet that can't ever make her sick, but will make all of her boyfriends very ill. Every father's dream!

Oct 1st

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