Peelings.

We're up all night to get lucky.

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 11:37:07 -0400

We're up all night to get lucky.

This basically changed my life.

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 23:29:17 -0400

This basically changed my life.

Oh yeah.

Fri, 18 May 2012 11:55:23 -0400

Oh yeah.

"Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because..."

Wed, 16 May 2012 20:05:00 -0400

“Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.”

- http://9gag.com/gag/4184814

Fun Fact!

Tue, 15 May 2012 23:53:26 -0400

ghostbono:

t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:

Text

Phouto

M‘Quote

Libnk

Chalt

Aurdio

(Video.)

"That’s fine. I don’t care if the Diablo servers are down. I was probably going give that..."

Tue, 15 May 2012 23:51:19 -0400

“That’s fine. I don’t care if the Diablo servers are down. I was probably going give that “reading” thing a try tonight anyway.”

A haiku about getting out of bed (by Caleb)

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 00:27:02 -0400

No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no.

True Story.

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 00:56:13 -0400

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have dementia,
Cheese on toast.

SIMPLE STARVING TO BE SAFE COVER

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 00:54:28 -0400

SIMPLE STARVING TO BE SAFE COVER

Life; noun.

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 02:45:21 -0400

Life; noun.

iPad Fingerprinting: 7 songs in Pulse, 6 Rail Rush & 4...

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 01:22:02 -0400

iPad Fingerprinting:
7 songs in Pulse,
6 Rail Rush & 4 Traffic Rush,
Updating 83 floors in Tiny Tower,
Doodle Jump for 5 rounds,
1 clue drawn in Draw Something.
…what do you want from me? It’s a lazy Sunday.

Why not me?

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 02:06:08 -0400

Why not me?

YES!

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:50:33 -0400

YES!

Printer abuse: they brought it on themselves.

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 11:22:29 -0400

Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and C simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.

"YO MOMMA’S SO FAT that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of..."

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 00:51:26 -0400

“YO MOMMA’S SO FAT that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.”

- Anti-Joke Chicken

PMall + Rona Combo

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 00:40:02 -0400

PMall + Rona Combo

At work we used to have a lot of guac goin’ around and it...

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 08:30:30 -0500

At work we used to have a lot of guac goin’ around and it was pretty much made in this way :)

"…and so the fanboys and girls of the world were released for their bi-annual feeding."

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 01:59:38 -0500

“…and so the fanboys and girls of the world were released for their bi-annual feeding.”

- March 7th: The “new iPad” Keynote

OH GOD CUTE apiphile: apiphile: lookit happy owl bringing...

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 23:28:45 -0500

OH GOD CUTE

apiphile:

apiphile:

lookit happy owl

bringing this the fuck back

Havin’ some milk. Watchin’ the game. True. True.

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 19:39:34 -0500

Havin’ some milk. Watchin’ the game.

True.